I know, this shyts been done before on many a blog but upon revisiting last years Apollo Brown & Ras Kass’s classic, Blasphemy I picked up on a line that was a little pause worthy.
It got me thinking of a few others from the last few years off the top of my head of some classics we’d joke about on the reg back in school or when they dropped..Most of the time, and I use that term loosly (PAUSE), you obviously know what their trying to get but sometimes you can’t help but raise the eyebrow and think to yourself, didn’t his crew/collaborator, the producer/engineer or anyone else prior to the release pick up on the blatant homoerotic or suspect nature of the shit they were saying here!
There’s a fuckload more from way back and I could only imagine what these tight pant, molly dropping fucktards are yappin bout these days but here’s the Ras Kass one and a couple of others, plus one from your favorite rappers favorite rapper. I thought id throw in at a stretch for a laugh. All jokes and homo pokes aside there all killer tracks.
Rass Kass & Apollo Brown – Please Don’t Let Me
“Be careful who you let suck on your dick
That bitch might be a boy
I be frisking hoes in the club, I’m paranoid”
What kind of fucking clubs are you going to Razzy?
Fat Joe – John Blaze ft Nas, Big Pun, Jadakiss & Raekwon.
“whenever I see y’all Ima test ya, only cause I know that faggots respect pressure”
Jada’s no stranger to inadvertently spitting suspicious shit. This is one of those confusing moments.
Madlib & Freddie Gibbs – Real
“I stand on my two balls my dick and my ten toes”
Freddie gets at Yeezy on this but he also gets down on some strange BDSM shit by the sounds of it? That aint no regular game of twister G.
Canibus – 2nd Round K.O
“Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me, but you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me”
Unforgettable. Even the name of the albums suss.
Roc Marciano – Raw Deal
“Mos yall rapper can toss my salad”
This whole album is classic but man Marc spits some brow raising shit..Let me tell you something, He aint asking rappers to come round and toss the Caesar dressing through the lettuce and croutons. If you don’t know what tossing the salad means then you should probably keep it that way. You don’t want that visual haha.
Extra mention to another line on the album “Yeah I’m a pampered dude, standing nude in the tanning room” smh.
Luniz – I got 5 on it
“I take sacks to the face, whenever I can”
I remember we paused on this hard back in high school. Obviously that volume of slang thesaurus never got passed around our parts. Numskull! what a fucking numskull. You get them sacks in the face, player….All day!
Raekwon – State of Grace
The Vatican Mixtape
“Love to hustle, my ring, call it big Uranus”
I was actually looking for another track off this mixtape in which Rae openly states somewhere that he’s on some faggot or homo shit but I can’t find it!? Anyway, this was another cracker.
Nas – NY State of Mind
“I’m not the type of brother meant for you to start tessin, give me a Smif and Wessin’, I’ll have niggas undressing”
He couldn’t really finish it off with “I’ll take the chain up of your chest hair” either. “I’ll take chains up of your dresser” would have been a little more suitable maybe haha.
Attn Heata, link us all up with some of them obscure joints in ya stash!